Quotes from the Office

(I'm a little behind in my Tivo watching)

"This wine has an oakey afterbirth"--Michael to dinner party

"You can get new stuff, but you can't get a new party"--Pam to Jim as he tries to make a break for it.

"You have no idea the physical toll that three vasectomies have on a person"--Michael to Jan

"That is a $200 TV you just killed"--Michael to Jan